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Michael think the mob is after him, and Kevin steals Jim's identity by accident.

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Who's better Republicanp party or Democrat party?
Our company has this huge contest every year, and I want to get some ideas from all over about what theme we could use this year. Last year we were the mafia.


What is a good Idea for an office theme for halloween costumes?
Standard of living for most of us in many industries has been getting worse and worse and our wages have been going down or at best are stagnant assuming we still have our jobs. I work at HR of a well known Internet company. When we hire software developers, we are hiring people with PHD in computer engineering for sometimes less than $50/hour; the number of technologies that these candidates have to know just to get hired for less than $50/hour makes my head spins. They have to interview with sometimes up to 8 people who grill them on all aspects of technology for hours.

You can get a laptop which is basically an amazing machine for as little as $300. You can buy a great camera that takes tens of thousands of pictures for you and would last you a decade if necessary for as little as $150.

On the other hand, I go to my dentist who has finished a four year program, mind you that is just a damn bachelor degree, not even a graduate degree; he is so stupid that he has a huge belly and after years of working on subjects which have to do with medicine and health is not smart enough to keep a healthy diet; he is nowhere as smart as these programmers that we hire; yet, I go to his office and he or his assistant cleans my teeth for half an hour and gives me a bill for $300; that's $600/hour and cleaning doesn't require some type of classified extra expensive material that they can claim it is the cost of material.

All because we are dealing with an industry that somehow has been able to stifle any kind of competition. Prices seem preset. Seems to me that the head mafia boss in the dental association of America sets and price, and then that is it. They are exploiting us big time and no one seems to even try to stop them probably because they have a huge lobbyist group in Washington. They are rubbing Americans of health and money.

Anyone can suggest any solution? And please don't give me that they have gone dental school and have high education. The software developers that I mentioned leave most of these dentists in dust when it comes to education and intelligence.


Dentists or Highway Robbers? Why Are Dentists Allowed to Charge So Much?
My Picks are as follows, and give me your picks by clicking the 'Answer" button

Lou Thesz/Ric Flair Award (Wrestler of the Year) : Triple H
MMA Most Valuable Fighter: Brock Lesnar
Most Outstanding Wrestler: Evan Bourne
Best Box Office Draw: John Cena
Feud of the Year: TNA Frontline vs Main Event Mafia
Tag Team of the Year: Legacy(Ted Dibiase Jr, and Cody Rhodes)
Most Improved: David Hart Smith
Best on Interviews: Chris Jericho
Most Charismatic: John Cena
Best Technical Wrestler: Bryan Danielson
Bruiser Brody Memorial Award (Best Brawler): Wifebeater
Best Flying Wrestler: Evan Bourne
Most Overrated: Kevin Nash
Most Underrated: Shelton Benjamin
Promotion of the Year: Ultimate Fighting Championship
Best Weekly Television Show: World Wrestling Entertainment: RAW
Most Outstanding Fighter (formerly Shootfighter of the Year): Frank Mir
Match of the Year: Shawn Michaels vs Undertaker Wrestlemania 25
Fight of the Year: Brock Lesnar vs Frank Mir UFC 100
Rookie of the Year: Sheamus O'Shaunessy
Best Non-Wrestler: Jim Cornette
Best Television Announcer: Jim Ross
Worst Television Announcer: Don West
Best Major Show: UFC 100
Worst Major Wrestling Show: Wrestlemania XXV
Best Wrestling Maneuver: Randy Orton RKO
Most Disgusting Promotional Tactic: RAW Guest Host(s)
Worst Television Show: World Wrestling Entertainment RAW
Worst Worked Match of the Year: Christain vs Zack Ryder ECW
Worst Feud of the Year: Triple H vs Randy Orton
Worst Promotion of the Year: World Wrestling Entertainment
Best Booker: Vince Russo/Joe Silva
Promoter of the Year: Dana White
Best Gimmick: Santino Marella
Worst Gimmick: Festus

What are your picks?Changed:
Best Weekly Television Show: World Wrestling Entertainment: SMACKDOWNwhat are your picks kidand these are my picksand you can't call me a kid because I have watched wrestling all my life, 16 years


Your Choices for the Wrestling Observer Awards(So far for this year in 2009)?
Dear Emily,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but purple hedgehogs are out to destroy you. I think i realized it when your dwarf bit me with George Bush and Stephen Harper and I saw you drive over the Catholic Priest. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that you need a sex change. I'm returning your false teeth to you but I'll keep your mom as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when i think of your feet and your cucumber-fetishism is wierd.
Best of luck on the sex change,
Rachel =D

Try it out and post your results!

Heres how you do it:
Dear (someone you recently talked to),
I don't really know how to tell you this,(1).
I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5).
I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7).
I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory.
You should also know that (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
then tag 10 people


1) What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - I'm in love with your cat
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes

2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I finally changed my underwear
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my ass
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I threw up in your sock drawer

3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other- With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over

5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner

6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other -shamed

7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear

9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your suicide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards

10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted


Here's Something Funny, You Should Do It!?
local california f.b.i offices(long beach, wilshire) fail to arrest corrupt l.a.p.d harbor division detectives in one of the largest rico cases in history. both offices admit that the search and arrest warrants are forgeries(over one dozen have been uncovered and not one l.a.p.d officer incarcerated; how strange. federal agent louis caprino ad-mitts that he not only knows that the documents are forgeries, but will not arrest the guilty officers and yet a great many (corrupt) involved live multimillion dollar lifestyles. the f.b.i has an obligation but failed as did special agent marino; close friend of louis caprino. evidence was brought to the f.b.i and instead we were treated like the criminals, forced into a room without windows and several agents bullied us and yelled at us and the were armed. keep in mind that we are plaintiffs in a very serious civil lawsuit against the city of los angeles. los angeles city attorney richard arias and don vincent stated that there is a special relationship with the feds; that their not worried". appears that the feds under louis caprino(who acts like hes in the mafia-bad movie) are in collusion with the city of los angeles to conceal their criminal enterprise. falls under rico and they should be prosecuted as such. we are the innocent victims and yet the reason for the ongoing abuse---EVIDENCE---- ten years worth. more to the expression"whats in your wallet" f.b.i man?????justice needs to be swift, and under rico, the plaintiffs be allowed to recover 3 times the asking amount. defendants- prison !


what do you think of this ?
"RICO Act" = Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organization Act

Racketeering = the operation of an illegal business enterprise

("Illegal business enterprise" used to mean mafia, but federal courts have substantially expanded the definition to include any illegal activity, including sex, drugs, extortion, money laundering, counterfeiting AND ALL FORMS OF FRAUD.)

Requirements for conviction under this statute:
--two criminal offenses of this description in any 10 year period
--threat of continued illegal activity

How many times has ACORN faced fraud charges and been convicted?
Have ACORN activities been curtailed or has Obama expanded their duties under government grants? Is there a threat of continued activity?
If the president uses his office to EMPOWER a proven criminal enterprise, how is he different from a mafia don?

Although Obama =/= ACORN, the RICO Act also specifically prohibits conspiracy to conduct an illegal enterprise as a felony in order to empower law enforcement to go after family heads who aren't directly involved inspecific crimes themselves.

What say you?BLMD: ACORN doesn't need to be charged. In the case "Cedric Promotions vs. Don King, King was convicted as a person RELATED TO the criminal enterprise.CORRECTION:

The law does not require CONVICTION of two counts in ten years, it only requires PROOF of two specific acts in ten years.(Historically, the Supreme has always struck down efforts to narrow the use of the RICO Act.)


Can Barak Obama be charged under the RICO Act for his involvement with ACORN? (Legal requirements below)?
Hi On Myspace mafia wars I am a level 50 Enforcer Fearless with 19 achievements.
My Skill Points are: Attack: 79 Defense: 79 Health: 140 Energy: 62 and Stamina: 54 (Any tips on what to get better on and dont say stamina please i dont use it that often)
Here are my stats:
Jobs Completed 1076
Fights Won 1762
Fights Lost 626
Death 21
Mobsters Whacked 30
Hitlist Kills 1
Successful Heist 1497
Times Robbed 147

Anything I should work on more like fights or anything?

My New York Finances are:
Total Income US$9,416,150/ hour
Total Upkeep -US$104,210/ hour
Cash Flow US$9,311,940/ hour

Cuban Finances
Total Job Bribe Penalty -3%
Max. Cuban Income C$700/ 3 hours

with 1 louie's deli, 12 rent houses, 31 apartment complexes, 21 Italian Restaurants, 15 Valu Marts, 11 Mafia Mike's, 7 Marina Tourist Shops, 16 Office Buildings, 13 % star Hotels, and 12 Mega Casinos.

Is there anything that I should buy more of? And how much should I be making an hour at New york?

Any tips on anything else? anything tips would be appreciated. Oh yeah and I have 28 mafia members. Thanks!


What are some mafia wars tips on how to get better?
TNA Impact spoilers:
*Motorcity Machineguns defeated Lethal Consequences when Shelley pinned Creed following a frog splash.
*Lethal is now being billed from Tampa, FL*

*Dr Stevie w/Daffney defeated Cody Deaner w/ODB via submission. Stevie used a Cobra Clutch to get the win.

Opening of iMPACT!

Taz comes out to the ring to kick off iMPACT! With a microphone in hand. He says years ago, he used to wrestle for a company called ECW and during that time he sustained career threatening injuries and prevented him from what he loved to do best and that's perform for the fans. He called 100's of matches for WWE and some of Wrestlemania's greatest matches as a color commentator. He said he knew there was more he could do and he saw TNA..he saw Samoa Joe...he said they had a lot of similarities but Joe showed remorse..where he was unable to do that. He had a talk with Joe..he told him its not about doing what makes people happy..its about what wins titles and makes money. He became the teacher, Joe became the student. He says he & Joe are indebted to Kurt Angle and the prestigious MEM.

Tonight, he says, Joe will add more gold..and that's the TNA X Division title..and he's got a message for Homicide..."beat Joe if you can, survive if he lets you." Samoa Joe's music hits and he comes out to the ring for his match.

*X Division Title Match - Homicide defeated Samoa Joe via DQ.
Joe hit the ref, locked in the Tazmission on Homicide and postmatch, continued to beat down on Homicide as ordered by Taz. Mexican music hit & a new video for Hernandez played as he ran down to the ring to aid his LAX partner. Joe stood in the corner with his arms crossed as Hernandez made his way into the ring. He's lost a noticeable amount of weight & looks great. Taz & Joe walked off as Hernandez checked on Homicide.

The Main Event Mafia come out to the ring. Kurt Angle addresses what went down at Victory Road. He wants to put everyone in the back at ease and no one is getting fired. He is a compassionate guy. He says TNA needs the MEM. And tonight for the fans, he has a present for them all. Nash, Booker & Steiner are all going to put their titles on the line for their entertainment. Jarrett is home, Sting is 1000's of miles away licking his wounds, so only there is Mick Foleyto attend to.

Foley comes out to the ring he said that Kurt made him tap out after he said it would never happen. He was ready to go home until he heard Angle was messing with the front office and saying that there would be no TNA without MEM. He admits they all dropped the ball last night and maybe he ran out of gas last night...and that with Kurt as a 13 time Champ, knows what its like on 12 occasions how to have a bad day. Angle says Foley reminds him of an old dog and a dog needs a master...says he could be his master..gives him the name Old Tapper. He says if it wasn't for him & Joe outsmarting him, Foley would still be TNA Champion. Angle says he's the man and could kick Foley's ass right now, but won't do that cause he wants one last thing from him. He pulls out a set of keys, they are the keys to Mick Foley's office. He says they are gonna hang them up high on a pole for a match tonight.

*TNA Legends Title Match - Kevin Nash w/Jenna Morasca defeated Amazing Red.

10 Man Tag Match: Doug Williams, Brutus Magnus, Rob Terry, Kiyoshi & Sheik Abdul Bashir defeated Beer Money, Daniels, AJ Styles & Eric Young when Magnus pinned Styles. Styles went for the Styles Clash while everyone was brawling on the outside, Young tapped Styles on the shoulder & gave him a piledriver allowing Magnus to get the pin. He then posed with the Invasion in the ring.

*TNA Tag Title Match: Scott Steiner & Booker T w/Sharmell def Big Rocco & Sally Boy when Steiner pinned Rocco.

*TNA Knockouts Battle Royal - The Winner receives $50,000 & a spot in the Main Event Mafia Referee: Traci Brooks Participants: ODB, Alyssa Flash, SoJo Bolt, Daffney, Taylor Wilde, Sarita, Awesome Kong, Velvet Sky, Madison Rayne, Angelina Love and Tara..it came down to Kong & Tara ..they were both close to eliminating one another, when Traci Brooks flipped them over the rope to win and began to celebrate. Nash introduced her as the winner and she jumped into his arms.

Best of 3 series: winner of series goes into the main event of Hard Justice. AJ Styles defeated Matt Morgan.

There have been graphics for TNA 200, so I'm guessing its iMPACT's 200th episode

Office Keys On A Pole Match: Mick Foley vs. Kurt Angle

At one point, Angle had the keychain & fell with it, leaving the hook up on the pole, Earl Hebner had to reattach the keys. Foley used the Mandible Claw and knocked Angle out, he went for the keys, but the MEM came down and attacked Foley. They held Foley while Angle belittled him on the microphone. Bobby Lashley's music hit and he came out via the heel tunnel and made his way to the ring. He came in and embraced Angle with a smile on his face. He looked to be aligned with the


TNA Spoilers For The Week?
Please look at the description of CARB below. They told California industry, eg the forest products industry who has 300 million dollars worth of composite panels sitting right now in the state, (but cannot sell it due to regulations adopted by the agency) to throw the material in the ocean. Based on this statement is CARB an environmental agency or something akin to the Mafia?


CARB is a state agency of almost one billion in tax subsidized income and which is composed of about 1200 employees with over half or around 60% of them being lawyers. (Currently they are involved in 7 litigations from car manufacturers to whatever). A division of Cal EPA is a little scientific agency called the OEHHA or Office of Environmental Health Hazards Assessment. OEHHA and ARB do not conduct scientific studies themselves but farm it out to liberal universities and other pro-cause, cause-celeb organizations to give them scientific advice on the issue, whatever it may be. CARB has no oversight from anyone, including the legislature and the current governor has overlooked any and all complaints against this agency by Californians. He is on a mission to be number one in the world on environmental issues, doesn't matter if there are benefits or not or the fact that he is the most hypocritical person of all time, driving his six hummers and flying back and forth from LA to Sacramento daily on his private jet. Maria flys weekly from LA to Escondido on her private helicopter to ride her horses.Jim Z.... you are not alone. Their mafia style tactics are nothing more than environmental terrorism and legislation I proposed is going to bring this to an end giving the people oversight on what this agency is allowed to do.Jim, however with the liberal majority in this state it will not get passed. Sorry.


Is the California Air Resources Board an environmental agency?
Last night, I had several dreams, but I an only remember those two dreams.

1st dream:
" I am walking in the streets of Paris, it's almost the night...I notice several men who are discreetly watching me, men like mafia or secret service or something...They are chasing me, without running, pretending to only walk by...So I'm in panic, I'm like a fugitive...I enter in a building, walk downstairs and start to run..I arrive in a garage, there are plenty of cars...I hear the men coming, they are chasing me for god knows which reason...I'm hiding behind a car, and I manage to go out of the building by a door that nobody saw...
A few hours later, I'm at the airport, with my luggage...
I have a flight ticket for Egypt...The French police is staring at me, but they let me pass...And then suddenly a foreign cop is walking by, a "Middle-Eastern" style cop... And he asks me to show him my passport,I'm in panic...He checks my passport and lets me go...But a few seconds later, he says " I need to verify your cellphone, Sir"...I show him my cellphone, he is typing a code on the keyboards of my cellphone, and he manages to read things that are not even on my cellphone...He's saying me, with a nasty smile, " You're busted...I know who you are"...And he starts to laugh very loudly...And he lets me go..."

2nd dream:
" I'm working at my office...It's late...Almost everybody has gone already... 3 co-workers of mine ask me " Would you like to join us , we have a party tonight in a private club?...There will be only us and our girlfriends...You can bring your girlfriend if you wish"
And I'm replying "No, thanks, I'm busy tonight, I'm tired, and anyway I'm currenly single..."
They insist, and I refuse"Sorry guys, maybe next time...It will be embarassing for me the only single guy there, while you are all married or engaged..."
At the building door, the security guard advises us that 4 ladies are waiting us... But who is the fourth girl?...
We walk downstairs...My co-workers's girlfriends are there, waiting... And the fourth girl is...my ex-girl friend!!!
She's smiling, she's beautiful, and she says "We're waiting for you!!"...
I was shocked, and also glad...But confused...Confused because she had dumped me, she's now married and she has even a kid now..."

What those 2 dreams mean?
And why have I seen these dreams in the same night?